At Predator Helmets Direct
we've thrown out everything that "glitters" or "sparkles" or any number of
other kitch B.S. thing and kept only what is truly badass.
Okay, fine. To be fair,
we do have some things that glitter and sparkle but it's a mean, vicious,
bloodcurdling kind of glitter and sparkle that'll make you hope there's a
clean pair of panties near by.
Our predator motorcycle helmets are
not only guaranteed to blow the minds of all who have
the good fortune to see you cruising down the road, but these custom
motorcycle helmets will protect your greymatter from the road as well.
All of the prefabricated helmets
that are used as the foundation for every one of our custom, hand crafted,
made to order works of fantastic awesomeness are DOT / ECE R22.05
Yes. We'll say all of that all over
again just so you know that one of our writer monkeys wasn't drunk (DON'T
DRINK AND RIDE... or write) when they were typing up this mammoth
description. Mostly, though, we'll say it all over again because it's
something that we're mighty proud of.
"[blah blah blah]...for every one
of our custom, hand crafted, made to order works of
See? You're not going crazy and our
writer monkeys aren't allowed to drink on the clock.
When you order a PREDATOR
motorcycle helmet from Predator Helmets Direct you can be damn sure that
you are receiving a truly unique piece of Schwarzenegger
Blockbuster Americana - yeah, yeah we know he's from
Austria, stop e-mailing us! - made especially for you by NLO
MOTO, XFF Fiber Factory or Pro Predator. Are
you looking for a predator motorcycle helmet with dreads?
We have plenty of those as well.
It's not only that these custom
helmets are made to order that make them unique. It's that they're crafted
by people who are at the top of their game. People who are seriously passionate
about what they do and who take the time to do it right. That
obsessive-compulsive perfectionism shows, too, in every spine-tinglingly
Creating your made to order
motorcycle helmet will take a band of master artists over 35
man-hours to complete before it's ready to be boxed up, shipped out, and
delivered right to your door; anywhere on planet Earth.
By the way, those 35-plus man hours
don't take into account the pre-work required to transform a boring, off
the shelf helmet into a sexy beast helmet. It may take
the unsung geniuses of the fabrication team as long as EIGHT
months to bust out a skull for those clever artists to focus their magic,
voodoo, and warped imaginations on. Not too shabby, eh?
For the record, just so
we're sure you understand how epic your helmet is going to be:
8 months = 32 weeks = 224 days = 5,376 hours (+ 35-plus hours)
That means your custom predator
motorcycle helmet has a gestation period nearly as long as a human
being. Have fun getting that image out of your head. You're
Our POINT is this:
No matter which of our helmets
calls to your inner badass, no matter what +1 stats you customize them
with, you will command the undivided attention of every
vanilla motorist - on two, three, four, or more wheels - that you pass.
offer these words of CAUTION: People are going to
wave at you like maniacs. They're going to want to meet
you. They're going to come up to you and shake your
hand. They're going to ask and demand and PLEAD with you to take
pictures with them... Cops, too, we've been told.
Please be merciful toward these
lesser souls and bless them with a few moments of your valuable time.
After all, it's not every day that a person meets a true badass such as
yourself and this is the perfect opportunity to prove to them that a
badass isn't the same thing as a badhole.
In parting, we'd like to state out
right that our helmets, every single one of them, are GENDER
NEUTRAL for a reason: Badassdom Has No Prejudices.
You simply are or you're not. Period.
All of our helmets are available in
sizes small to extra large - some designs are offered up to size
double-extra large. Unfortunately, sizes less than a small are not
currently being fabricated due to the nature of the process. If that
changes, though, we'll be sure to note it here.
* Motorcycle Industry Council
(MIC) preliminary sales numbers for 2014.
** "Motorcycle" is defined by
MIC as any bi-wheeled or tri-wheeled (non-ATV) motorized vehicle
regardless of its classification as being dual functional, off highway
specific, on highway specific, and Scooters.
Hey! Stop that. Be nice to the
scooter people, we like those guys.
"[We] ain't got time to Bleed..."
In a world that runs on the latest
trend, it usually takes sheer dumb luck to find something "unique" that
isn't plastered with some pop-icon's face or smeared with
fluorescent paint. On top of all that, whatever that unique thing was
supposed to be... it ain't meant to be used on, with, or by a motorcycle -
or its rider.
We're sick of it and we're damn
sure that at least a few of the 483,526* of you who
purchased a motorcycle** in 2014 agree. Not to mention the rest of the
United States' 9 MILLION+ bikers.
However, if you disagree, now's the
time for you to tuck tail and run or the rest of us might decide to see
how many fluorescent colors and pop-icons we can cover you in before you
realize you were mistaken.